Election Madness!!

3 11 2008

It’s coming!! We’re down to the wire people. In less than 48 hours (pending all voting machines work properly and no random flukes occur), a new president will be elected. Hopefully, a new day will dawn and the world’s equilibrium will once again be restored. But, in the mean time, LET’S MAKE AS MUCH MONEY ON THE CANDIDATES AS WE CAN!!! Or at least for charity….





Not only a Historic Candidate

19 03 2008

… but also a historic speaker. I haven’t seen or read this yet, but everyone is flipping out about it. I must say though, i’m extremely pissed that i didn’t take time out of my day to see him in philly:(. i’ll post my thoughts on the speech later.

“We the people, in order to form a more perfect union.”

Two hundred and twenty one years ago, in a hall that still stands across the street, a group of men gathered and, with these simple words, launched America’s improbable experiment in democracy. Farmers and scholars; statesmen and patriots who had traveled across an ocean to escape tyranny and persecution finally made real their declaration of independence at a Philadelphia convention that lasted through the spring of 1787.

The document they produced was eventually signed but ultimately unfinished. It was stained by this nation’s original sin of slavery, a question that divided the colonies and brought the convention to a stalemate until the founders chose to allow the slave trade to continue for at least twenty more years, and to leave any final resolution to future generations.
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the essence of internet ADD

28 02 2008

i have nooooo idea how this came around, but some how i jsut ended up on an Obama campaign swag site. it made me remember going to the smithsonian as a kid and seeing all the Eisenhower stuff from his election. I always though it was interesting, don’t know why. Especially as an elementary schooler.

Anyways, here’s a collection of the most ridiculous obama bullshit promo goods i could find:
http://www.kaboodle.com/jacksonrain/obama-insanity.html

ADD ON: Also, it’s curious to think about how much of the proceeds from all this merchandise sales actually goes towards his campaign…. 5%? 10%? I’m gonna guess somewhere in that range…





Hillary, man.

20 02 2008

so my friend posted a link of this site on facebook tonight and i checked it out b/c the adress didn’t seem to make any grammatical sense, not that any do. apparently, hillary clinton is every pop culture reference from the past year or so and every qualm anyone has ever had about a spouce or roommate. Interesting… http://www.hillaryismomjeans.com

i’ve put in a few, as i belive you should too. [but nothing fucking lame. seriously maaaaaaahhhhn, don't be that guy.] these are some of my favorites:

HILLARY DROPPED THE PRICE OF YOUR IPHONE TWO WEEKS AFTER YOU BOUGHT IT
HILLARY IS FINKLE, FINKLE IS HILLARY
HILLARY BROKE YOUR TV WITH A WIIMOTE
HILLARY CANCELLED ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT
HILLARY CAN’T HAS CHEEZBURGER
HILLARY MADE A MESS OF YOUR TOOTHPASTE TUBE
and last but not least….

HILLARY TASED ME BRO





barack, giuliani, drugs

21 11 2007